Lada 

About me

Hello, I’m Lada 🕳️ — a 25 y/o singularity where Dubai’s golden dunes collapse into Siberian wormholes, ancestral shamanism warping spacetime fabric. I materialize in gravitational-lens gowns, exoskeleton-swimwear, and quantum-stitch corsetry—each fold bending reality’s geodesics beneath neon quasars.

Envision a non-Euclidian gala at Dubai Hills Mall’s singularity atrium, draped in spacetime-silk mirroring parallel dimensions; a tachyon-drift through fractal dunes in event-horizon bikinis; or a penthouse ritual where quantum stitches recompose your entropy. Fluent in Russian and English, I merge Selkup animism with relativity to forge legends as timeless as the cosmic microwave background.

This oasis warps for black hole sirens. Ready to traverse the Einstein-Rosen bridge? Lada curves. 🌌